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If you want a full list of fic, you're much better off going to my AO3 account, here.
Sherlock Holmes
(Generic Holmes, probably with elements from a variety of different interpretations)
A Waking Dream (Holmes/Watson, PG, 2,838 words) My Dear Watson,
This is a letter that I may regret writing, but if there is even the smallest chance that it might have a positive response, I cannot keep myself from doing so.
Incentives (Holmes/Watson, R, 221 words) “...so, you see Watson, it had to be the nun.”
Music In The Air (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 3,279 words) Watson was already taking his hat off before he noticed Holmes lying supine on the rug and tapping out the brass section's counterpoint on his thigh.
Of All The Trees That Are In The Wood (Holmes/Watson, PG, 1,102 words) He struck up a tune, and after a few moments I recognised, with some surprise, The Holly And The Ivy.
Something To Retire To (Holmes/Watson, PG, 9,823 words) “Have you thought much about retirement?” I asked as we drove.
The Case Of The Stolen Doctor (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 48,279 words) Watson struggled, lashing out even before he breathed in the distinctive smell of chloroform, but it was too late.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five.
The Incident In The Room With The Red Curtain (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 10,194 words) Holmes would no doubt be strongly disapproving that I’m taking the risk of setting this down on paper but he’s not here tonight, he's out somewhere in the dark, chasing after a murderer, and I find that just running the memories through my mind is no longer enough.
The Thieves' Den (Holmes/Watson, PG, 6,000 words) “Good Lord,” exclaimed Watson as he followed Holmes through the cellar window. “This looks like a storeroom at Christie's.”
60 For 60 Fics (H/W, PG, 60 words each) 60 words written for each of the 60 ACD Holmes stories.
Seen Trilogy (Complete)
1. Seen Correctly (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 766 words) The first time Watson was ill after he moved in to Baker Street with Holmes, he was completely confounded by Holmes's reaction.
2. Reason Is Blind And Impotent (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 2,463 words) Fever relapses rarely last longer than a few days, and thus it was with no great surprise but rather with a great deal of relief that Watson woke up on the fourth morning feeling much better.
3. The Hands Will Solve A Mystery (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 2,649 words) Since Watson's short bout of fever, Holmes had been behaving in various very strange and out-of-character ways.
Sherlock
(2010 BBC modern AU adaptation)
A Secret Told To The Mouth Instead Of To The Ear (John/Sherlock, PG, 533 words) Sherlock doesn't let himself kiss John when he's on a case.
A Better Fate Than Wisdom (John/Sherlock, PG, 1,317 words) The first time Sherlock kissed John, which was also the first time that he'd kissed anyone, his first thought was that he must have done it wrong.
A Friendship Like Love (John/Sherlock bromance, past John/OMC, PG, 2,633 words) Hearing a constant monologue about the temperature was not making it any easier for him to ignore his own chilly limbs, or the increasing ache in his shoulder.
An Unlicensed Weapon (Gen, PG, 1,234 words) John waited outside the car hire office with the bags while Sherlock went in to get a car. Spoilers for season 2
At The Heart Of The Palace (John&Sherlock, PG, 313 words) Sherlock has had his Mind Palace for years; since he was a boy. Spoilers for season 2
Big Brother Is Watching You (John/Sherlock, PG, 5,717 words) “When you said that Mycroft could get me a place in the safest house in the country, this was not what I was expecting.”
Christmas Eve (Sherlock/John, PG, 567 words) John didn't know what the plan was, but he had a creeping suspicion that there wasn't really one.
Epithets (John&Sherlock, PG, 1,197 words) "She said that Moriarty refers to me and Mycroft as 'the virgin and the iceman'.” Spoilers for season 2
Explosions And Traditions (Sherlock/John, PG, 2,330) Inside Baker Street, the bangs of the fireworks are muffled enough to be vaguely similar to artillery shells and John can't stop himself from twitching every time one goes off particularly close.
Faint Like A Heartbeat (Gen or squintable John/Sherlock, PG, 2,968 words) John was right beside Sherlock as they ran for the door, keeping up despite his shorter legs with all the tenacity of a man who had seen and survived explosions before.
Family Dynamics (Gen, PG, 16,450 words) Sherlock lowered the gun a fraction of an inch, looking as puzzled as John felt. “Brother?” he repeated.
Follow My Voice (John/Sherlock, PG, 9,541 words) There is a familiar voice. It fades, and there is nothing. Spoilers For Season 2
For Science! (Gen, PG, 658 words) “John,” said Sherlock suddenly, just as John had found a space at the table large enough for his plate and was about to take his first, gloriously jam-laden bite. “I need some semen.”
He Who Gives Himself (Sherlock/John, PG, 2,008 words) The next morning, Christmas morning, Sherlock was still locked in his bedroom, presumably sleeping, when John left.
Hot Chocolate (Sally/Anderson, John/Sherlock, PG, 1,360 words) Of course, as luck would have it, no sooner was she ensconced in one of the armchairs tucked behind a massive potted plant, when who should come in but the bloody freak and his tag-along doctor.
Human Contact (John/Sherlock, PG, 2,665 words) Just the grasp of his hand was enough to send a tingle down across Sherlock's body.
Interventionist God (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 302 words) He isn't an interventionist God. Or, well, that's what he tells himself. Spoilers for Season 2
It's All Fine (Gen (asexual!Sherlock), PG, 1,284 words) “On the contrary,” said Sherlock, frowning down at sheet that was tangled around the couple's feet. “I've had plenty of offers, but absolutely no desire to take any of them up. Sex is of no interest to me at all.”
John Watson's Blog: 8th February (John/Sherlock, PG, 771 words) After all, if the man can tell so much about me from a mobile phone, what can he tell from a blog?
Jumping To Conclusions (John/Sherlock, PG, 784 words) “Did I get anything wrong?” asked Sherlock as they got out of the taxi at Laureston Gardens.
Knock Knock (Gen, 1,223 words, PG) "Knock knock," he stated in a clear voice.
Like Bad Wallpaper (John/Sherlock, PG, 6,350 words) The second time Harry got married was five and a half years after John met Sherlock, and about five years and three months after John became resigned to considering everything as either pre- or post-Sherlock.
Little Quantum Fluctuation (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 442 words) The longer they lived together, the more time Sherlock spent trying to understand what it was about John that made him stand out from all the other mindless idiots.
Mysterious (Gen, PG, 100 words) Sherlock peered at his face in the mirror. Spoilers for season 2
Not Without My Blogger (Sherlock&John, PG, 1,020 words) “Mr. Holmes, you will need to come with us. Right now.” Spoilers for season 2
Nuneaton, or The Adventure Of The Missing Teddy Bear (John/Martin, PG, 14,931 words) “Wow,” said Arthur as they stepped into the sitting room, sounding impressed. “Are these all your things? Is that a real skull? That's brilliant!” Cabin Pressure crossover
Of Disadvantages And Benefits (John/Sherlock, PG, 22,740 words) Mycroft was sitting by the bed when Sherlock woke up, both his hands resting on his umbrella and with the faint frown on his face that was the closest he ever came to looking worried. Sherlock groaned and shut his eyes again.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
AND
Of Risks And Certainties (John/Sherlock, NC-17, words) A week later, John woke up to find Sherlock curled up asleep on the end of his bed, fully clothed and on top of the blanket as if he'd only meant to lie down for a moment.
Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five
Oh God, The Pain (John/Sherlock, PG, 221 words) “How are you feeling?” asked John.
Old Memories And Young Hopes (John/Sherlock, PG, 2,601 words) The first time Sherlock held a violin, he was six and he already knew how to play a handful of Mendelssohn's Lieder.
One Act I Can Save (John/Sherlock, PG, 390 words) Luckily, he'd given up being sensible in favour of following Sherlock around.
Private Entry (Gen, PG, 1,537 words) The press hasn't lost interest just because you're dead, you know. Spoilers for Season 2
Recreational Linguistics (John/Sherlock, PG, 1,846 words) "Really, John, a doctor should have a better vocabulary."
Regrets (unrequited John/Sherlock, PG, 230 words) Sherlock doesn't bother with regrets.
Resurrection (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 8,804 words) John moved differently now. Spoilers for Season 2
Skeletons (John/Sherlock, PG, 60,024 words) “I suppose I should have mentioned it earlier, but you can't celebrate any holidays in this flat.” Spoilers for Season 2
Speak Now, Or Forever Hold Your Peace (John/Sherlock (John/Mary), PG, 4,953 words)
Mary's mother turned to them, and gave John a beaming thank-you-so-much-for-rescuing-our-daughter-from-lonely-spinsterhood smile. It looked like something a wolf would give a cornered rabbit. Spoilers for Season 2
Swooosh! (Sherlock/John, NC-17, 2,665 words) A man wearing nothing but an overcoat should have looked silly, perhaps even a bit flasher-in-a-plastic-mac-esque, but somehow Sherlock just looked hot.
The Adventure In The Smugglers' Caves (John/Sherlock, PG, 5,312 words) “Caves, secret passages, smugglers,” said John, gesturing around them with his torch, illuminating various different stretches of identical-looking rock. “All we need are a couple of ineffectual girls and a dog.”
The Appearance Of The Mysterious Mince Pies (John&Sherlock, PG, 1,062 words) Sherlock was perfectly still, crouching down next to the coffee table and inspecting a plate of mince pies that hadn't been there when they went out.
The Awesome Case Of John's Large, Manly, Military Cock Ramming Sherlock's Ass, (John/Sherlock crack badfic, R, 867 words) “I am here to tell you to have sex with John,” said Mary grinning and showing off her perfect white teeth like shiny unicorn horns.
The Cellars Of Gladstone House (Gen, PG, 630 words) “What...” he started to say, then his eyes managed to make sense of the shapes and a litter of puppies came into focus.
The Dartmoor Pirates (Yo Ho Ho!) (Gen, PG, 1,180 words) John stared at him. “You're kidding me. Actual pirates?” Spoilers for season 2
The Evidence Of My Eyes (Sherlock&John, PG, 369 words) Enormous, it's enormous, how can it possibly be that big? Spoilers for season 2
The Great Detective (John&Sherlock, PG, 2,111 words) Sherlock didn't know about John's book until the girl sitting opposite him on the train from Cologne to Nuremberg pulled it out of her bag and started reading it. Spoilers for Season 2
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn (John/asexual!Sherlock, PG, 2,419 words) The silence wasn't broken until Ewan McGregor had been singing Your Song for a while. Sherlock made a disgusted noise. “You didn't tell me there was magic in this,” he said.
The Heart Of Your Country (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 1,141 words) The traveller arrived by boat, crossing the Sea Of Excitement as if the huge, rolling waves were nothing more than gentle ripples. (with art, here.)
The Heart On Your Sleeve (John/Sherlock, PG, 5,550 words) Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not good. Spoilers for Season 2
The Replacement Hamster (PG, 2,168 words) Mycroft gave him a tight-lipped smile. “I am here in an effort to help you,” he said.
What Makes Us Rich (John/asexual!Sherlock, NC-17, 3,128 words) Perhaps it was finally time for Sherlock to attempt the experiment that he'd been pondering over for a while now.
AND
The Calming Effects Of Tea (John/asexual!Sherlock, NC-17, 29,738 words) There could never be enough data about John recorded in Sherlock's brain.
Yards: We Go The Extra Mile! (Sherlock/John, PG, 2,044 words) Lestrade rolled his chair to the CCTV unit to take a quick check around the shopfloor and make sure that there were no imminent disasters to sort out before he went.
You Are What You Eat (Gen, R, 2,597 words) “I'm going to have a shower, then cook dinner,” he told Sherlock. Disturbing Content
Horse And Carriage Series (asexual!Sherlock/John)
Masterlist here.
Elephant In The Room Series (Sherlock/John)
Improbable Reality (PG, 8,924 words) The magnolia walls were awash with shifting shadows that were kaleidoscoping between leering faces and dark figures.
Nobody's Home (PG, 13,673 words) Sherlock arrived at the hospital the instant that visiting hours started.
Norbert (PG, 1,191 words) The plain seemed to tilt oddly as he walked, directions and angles mixing up until he wasn't entirely sure where the sky was, let alone where he should be headed.
Bats In My Belfry (PG, 8,324 words) They had an appointment later, and it was going to be tricky enough getting John there as it was, without him worrying about them drowning.
The Wargs Of Baskerville (PG, 9,776 words) There was a growl from somewhere in the darkness of the forest. John froze. “Was that real?” he asked.
Grow Old With Me (PG, 1,404 words) The estate agent tried to take them inside the cottage first, but Sherlock wasn't having that.
The Art Of Seduction (Sherlock/John, NC-17, ~85,000 words)
Masterlist here.
Sherlock ran a website called The Science Of Seduction, on which he gave advice on the best ways to get laid, wrote blog entries detailing the results of his various sexual 'experiments' and generally contributed to the stereotype of 'every gay man is a sex-mad playboy'. John avoided the thing like the plague.
Part One: A Study In Pulling (26,395 words) Part One | Part Two | Part Three
Part Two: The Distressed Doctor (30,978 words) Part One | Part Two | Part Three
Part Three: Changing The Game (28,981 words) Part One | Part Two | Part Three
The Art Of Making An Acquaintance (Sherlock&Lestrade prequel, 4,682 words)
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If you want a full list of fic, you're much better off going to my AO3 account, here.
Sherlock Holmes
(Generic Holmes, probably with elements from a variety of different interpretations)
A Waking Dream (Holmes/Watson, PG, 2,838 words) My Dear Watson,
This is a letter that I may regret writing, but if there is even the smallest chance that it might have a positive response, I cannot keep myself from doing so.
Incentives (Holmes/Watson, R, 221 words) “...so, you see Watson, it had to be the nun.”
Music In The Air (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 3,279 words) Watson was already taking his hat off before he noticed Holmes lying supine on the rug and tapping out the brass section's counterpoint on his thigh.
Of All The Trees That Are In The Wood (Holmes/Watson, PG, 1,102 words) He struck up a tune, and after a few moments I recognised, with some surprise, The Holly And The Ivy.
Something To Retire To (Holmes/Watson, PG, 9,823 words) “Have you thought much about retirement?” I asked as we drove.
The Case Of The Stolen Doctor (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 48,279 words) Watson struggled, lashing out even before he breathed in the distinctive smell of chloroform, but it was too late.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five.
The Incident In The Room With The Red Curtain (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 10,194 words) Holmes would no doubt be strongly disapproving that I’m taking the risk of setting this down on paper but he’s not here tonight, he's out somewhere in the dark, chasing after a murderer, and I find that just running the memories through my mind is no longer enough.
The Thieves' Den (Holmes/Watson, PG, 6,000 words) “Good Lord,” exclaimed Watson as he followed Holmes through the cellar window. “This looks like a storeroom at Christie's.”
60 For 60 Fics (H/W, PG, 60 words each) 60 words written for each of the 60 ACD Holmes stories.
Seen Trilogy (Complete)
1. Seen Correctly (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 766 words) The first time Watson was ill after he moved in to Baker Street with Holmes, he was completely confounded by Holmes's reaction.
2. Reason Is Blind And Impotent (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 2,463 words) Fever relapses rarely last longer than a few days, and thus it was with no great surprise but rather with a great deal of relief that Watson woke up on the fourth morning feeling much better.
3. The Hands Will Solve A Mystery (Holmes/Watson, PG-13, 2,649 words) Since Watson's short bout of fever, Holmes had been behaving in various very strange and out-of-character ways.
Sherlock
(2010 BBC modern AU adaptation)
A Secret Told To The Mouth Instead Of To The Ear (John/Sherlock, PG, 533 words) Sherlock doesn't let himself kiss John when he's on a case.
A Better Fate Than Wisdom (John/Sherlock, PG, 1,317 words) The first time Sherlock kissed John, which was also the first time that he'd kissed anyone, his first thought was that he must have done it wrong.
A Friendship Like Love (John/Sherlock bromance, past John/OMC, PG, 2,633 words) Hearing a constant monologue about the temperature was not making it any easier for him to ignore his own chilly limbs, or the increasing ache in his shoulder.
An Unlicensed Weapon (Gen, PG, 1,234 words) John waited outside the car hire office with the bags while Sherlock went in to get a car. Spoilers for season 2
At The Heart Of The Palace (John&Sherlock, PG, 313 words) Sherlock has had his Mind Palace for years; since he was a boy. Spoilers for season 2
Big Brother Is Watching You (John/Sherlock, PG, 5,717 words) “When you said that Mycroft could get me a place in the safest house in the country, this was not what I was expecting.”
Christmas Eve (Sherlock/John, PG, 567 words) John didn't know what the plan was, but he had a creeping suspicion that there wasn't really one.
Epithets (John&Sherlock, PG, 1,197 words) "She said that Moriarty refers to me and Mycroft as 'the virgin and the iceman'.” Spoilers for season 2
Explosions And Traditions (Sherlock/John, PG, 2,330) Inside Baker Street, the bangs of the fireworks are muffled enough to be vaguely similar to artillery shells and John can't stop himself from twitching every time one goes off particularly close.
Faint Like A Heartbeat (Gen or squintable John/Sherlock, PG, 2,968 words) John was right beside Sherlock as they ran for the door, keeping up despite his shorter legs with all the tenacity of a man who had seen and survived explosions before.
Family Dynamics (Gen, PG, 16,450 words) Sherlock lowered the gun a fraction of an inch, looking as puzzled as John felt. “Brother?” he repeated.
Follow My Voice (John/Sherlock, PG, 9,541 words) There is a familiar voice. It fades, and there is nothing. Spoilers For Season 2
For Science! (Gen, PG, 658 words) “John,” said Sherlock suddenly, just as John had found a space at the table large enough for his plate and was about to take his first, gloriously jam-laden bite. “I need some semen.”
He Who Gives Himself (Sherlock/John, PG, 2,008 words) The next morning, Christmas morning, Sherlock was still locked in his bedroom, presumably sleeping, when John left.
Hot Chocolate (Sally/Anderson, John/Sherlock, PG, 1,360 words) Of course, as luck would have it, no sooner was she ensconced in one of the armchairs tucked behind a massive potted plant, when who should come in but the bloody freak and his tag-along doctor.
Human Contact (John/Sherlock, PG, 2,665 words) Just the grasp of his hand was enough to send a tingle down across Sherlock's body.
Interventionist God (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 302 words) He isn't an interventionist God. Or, well, that's what he tells himself. Spoilers for Season 2
It's All Fine (Gen (asexual!Sherlock), PG, 1,284 words) “On the contrary,” said Sherlock, frowning down at sheet that was tangled around the couple's feet. “I've had plenty of offers, but absolutely no desire to take any of them up. Sex is of no interest to me at all.”
John Watson's Blog: 8th February (John/Sherlock, PG, 771 words) After all, if the man can tell so much about me from a mobile phone, what can he tell from a blog?
Jumping To Conclusions (John/Sherlock, PG, 784 words) “Did I get anything wrong?” asked Sherlock as they got out of the taxi at Laureston Gardens.
Knock Knock (Gen, 1,223 words, PG) "Knock knock," he stated in a clear voice.
Like Bad Wallpaper (John/Sherlock, PG, 6,350 words) The second time Harry got married was five and a half years after John met Sherlock, and about five years and three months after John became resigned to considering everything as either pre- or post-Sherlock.
Little Quantum Fluctuation (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 442 words) The longer they lived together, the more time Sherlock spent trying to understand what it was about John that made him stand out from all the other mindless idiots.
Mysterious (Gen, PG, 100 words) Sherlock peered at his face in the mirror. Spoilers for season 2
Not Without My Blogger (Sherlock&John, PG, 1,020 words) “Mr. Holmes, you will need to come with us. Right now.” Spoilers for season 2
Nuneaton, or The Adventure Of The Missing Teddy Bear (John/Martin, PG, 14,931 words) “Wow,” said Arthur as they stepped into the sitting room, sounding impressed. “Are these all your things? Is that a real skull? That's brilliant!” Cabin Pressure crossover
Of Disadvantages And Benefits (John/Sherlock, PG, 22,740 words) Mycroft was sitting by the bed when Sherlock woke up, both his hands resting on his umbrella and with the faint frown on his face that was the closest he ever came to looking worried. Sherlock groaned and shut his eyes again.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
AND
Of Risks And Certainties (John/Sherlock, NC-17, words) A week later, John woke up to find Sherlock curled up asleep on the end of his bed, fully clothed and on top of the blanket as if he'd only meant to lie down for a moment.
Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five
Oh God, The Pain (John/Sherlock, PG, 221 words) “How are you feeling?” asked John.
Old Memories And Young Hopes (John/Sherlock, PG, 2,601 words) The first time Sherlock held a violin, he was six and he already knew how to play a handful of Mendelssohn's Lieder.
One Act I Can Save (John/Sherlock, PG, 390 words) Luckily, he'd given up being sensible in favour of following Sherlock around.
Private Entry (Gen, PG, 1,537 words) The press hasn't lost interest just because you're dead, you know. Spoilers for Season 2
Recreational Linguistics (John/Sherlock, PG, 1,846 words) "Really, John, a doctor should have a better vocabulary."
Regrets (unrequited John/Sherlock, PG, 230 words) Sherlock doesn't bother with regrets.
Resurrection (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 8,804 words) John moved differently now. Spoilers for Season 2
Skeletons (John/Sherlock, PG, 60,024 words) “I suppose I should have mentioned it earlier, but you can't celebrate any holidays in this flat.” Spoilers for Season 2
Speak Now, Or Forever Hold Your Peace (John/Sherlock (John/Mary), PG, 4,953 words)
Mary's mother turned to them, and gave John a beaming thank-you-so-much-for-rescuing-our-daughter-from-lonely-spinsterhood smile. It looked like something a wolf would give a cornered rabbit. Spoilers for Season 2
Swooosh! (Sherlock/John, NC-17, 2,665 words) A man wearing nothing but an overcoat should have looked silly, perhaps even a bit flasher-in-a-plastic-mac-esque, but somehow Sherlock just looked hot.
The Adventure In The Smugglers' Caves (John/Sherlock, PG, 5,312 words) “Caves, secret passages, smugglers,” said John, gesturing around them with his torch, illuminating various different stretches of identical-looking rock. “All we need are a couple of ineffectual girls and a dog.”
The Appearance Of The Mysterious Mince Pies (John&Sherlock, PG, 1,062 words) Sherlock was perfectly still, crouching down next to the coffee table and inspecting a plate of mince pies that hadn't been there when they went out.
The Awesome Case Of John's Large, Manly, Military Cock Ramming Sherlock's Ass, (John/Sherlock crack badfic, R, 867 words) “I am here to tell you to have sex with John,” said Mary grinning and showing off her perfect white teeth like shiny unicorn horns.
The Cellars Of Gladstone House (Gen, PG, 630 words) “What...” he started to say, then his eyes managed to make sense of the shapes and a litter of puppies came into focus.
The Dartmoor Pirates (Yo Ho Ho!) (Gen, PG, 1,180 words) John stared at him. “You're kidding me. Actual pirates?” Spoilers for season 2
The Evidence Of My Eyes (Sherlock&John, PG, 369 words) Enormous, it's enormous, how can it possibly be that big? Spoilers for season 2
The Great Detective (John&Sherlock, PG, 2,111 words) Sherlock didn't know about John's book until the girl sitting opposite him on the train from Cologne to Nuremberg pulled it out of her bag and started reading it. Spoilers for Season 2
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn (John/asexual!Sherlock, PG, 2,419 words) The silence wasn't broken until Ewan McGregor had been singing Your Song for a while. Sherlock made a disgusted noise. “You didn't tell me there was magic in this,” he said.
The Heart Of Your Country (John&Sherlock bromance, PG, 1,141 words) The traveller arrived by boat, crossing the Sea Of Excitement as if the huge, rolling waves were nothing more than gentle ripples. (with art, here.)
The Heart On Your Sleeve (John/Sherlock, PG, 5,550 words) Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not good. Spoilers for Season 2
The Replacement Hamster (PG, 2,168 words) Mycroft gave him a tight-lipped smile. “I am here in an effort to help you,” he said.
What Makes Us Rich (John/asexual!Sherlock, NC-17, 3,128 words) Perhaps it was finally time for Sherlock to attempt the experiment that he'd been pondering over for a while now.
AND
The Calming Effects Of Tea (John/asexual!Sherlock, NC-17, 29,738 words) There could never be enough data about John recorded in Sherlock's brain.
Yards: We Go The Extra Mile! (Sherlock/John, PG, 2,044 words) Lestrade rolled his chair to the CCTV unit to take a quick check around the shopfloor and make sure that there were no imminent disasters to sort out before he went.
You Are What You Eat (Gen, R, 2,597 words) “I'm going to have a shower, then cook dinner,” he told Sherlock. Disturbing Content
Horse And Carriage Series (asexual!Sherlock/John)
Masterlist here.
Elephant In The Room Series (Sherlock/John)
Improbable Reality (PG, 8,924 words) The magnolia walls were awash with shifting shadows that were kaleidoscoping between leering faces and dark figures.
Nobody's Home (PG, 13,673 words) Sherlock arrived at the hospital the instant that visiting hours started.
Norbert (PG, 1,191 words) The plain seemed to tilt oddly as he walked, directions and angles mixing up until he wasn't entirely sure where the sky was, let alone where he should be headed.
Bats In My Belfry (PG, 8,324 words) They had an appointment later, and it was going to be tricky enough getting John there as it was, without him worrying about them drowning.
The Wargs Of Baskerville (PG, 9,776 words) There was a growl from somewhere in the darkness of the forest. John froze. “Was that real?” he asked.
Grow Old With Me (PG, 1,404 words) The estate agent tried to take them inside the cottage first, but Sherlock wasn't having that.
The Art Of Seduction (Sherlock/John, NC-17, ~85,000 words)
Masterlist here.
Sherlock ran a website called The Science Of Seduction, on which he gave advice on the best ways to get laid, wrote blog entries detailing the results of his various sexual 'experiments' and generally contributed to the stereotype of 'every gay man is a sex-mad playboy'. John avoided the thing like the plague.
Part One: A Study In Pulling (26,395 words) Part One | Part Two | Part Three
Part Two: The Distressed Doctor (30,978 words) Part One | Part Two | Part Three
Part Three: Changing The Game (28,981 words) Part One | Part Two | Part Three
The Art Of Making An Acquaintance (Sherlock&Lestrade prequel, 4,682 words)
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Date: 2010-11-29 08:27 pm (UTC)Thanks for writing such awesome fanfiction! <3
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Date: 2011-02-18 06:49 pm (UTC)Very much appreciated :)
Would love to see more in the "Of Disadvantages And Benefits" & "Horse And Carriage" universes. They both felt like a prelude or a beginning of bigger stories (even the "Respect And Affection" bit).
anyhow, thank you for a very enjoyable read :)
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Date: 2012-03-13 09:55 pm (UTC)I just wanted to say that I'm so excited to see you've been writing Sherlock fics as well! I know most of your SPN fics and love them all to bits. The "I'll gladly lose myself..." Big Bang, the legal!Wincest verse and the one fic with the gay bus tour are some of my all-time favourites ever. But all your stories are so, so awesome.
I'm sorry about not always being good with commenting, but I thought it was high time to let you know now. Especially since I've just started dipping my toe into the Sherlock fandom and am so glad to see a familiar name here. And what's more, a name that to me guarantees written awesomeness. :)
So I'm really looking forward to reading these. I'm not sure yet how I feel about the mostly low ratings (I freely admit to loving my fanfic porn... ;)), but I'll definitely give it a try. So, long ramble short: You're a great writer and it's wonderful to see you around in this fandom as well. (Though I do hope you haven't given up on our other boys completely? Because that would be a huge loss!) *hugs*
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Date: 2012-03-14 01:51 am (UTC)I am sorry to say that I have stopped being in SPN fandom now - I stopped watching the show halfway through series 6. I'm pretty much 100% Sherlock/Sherlock Holmes stuff now.
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Date: 2012-03-14 01:59 am (UTC)As I said, I'm a bit late to the Sherlock party, but I'm looking forward to catching up. Even without your awesome porn in it. ;)
(And damn, I really need a Sherlock icon, otherwise no one round here will take me seriously, lol. ;))
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Date: 2012-08-07 08:12 pm (UTC)I just love your stories so much. I've spent the last few days procrastinating WITH work so as to not finish all the stories in the various universes. (if that makes any sense).
I cannot express my love for long stories with several installments. *hugs the internet*
I absolutely adore your stories where Sherlock realises he loves John one way or the other (must admit I prefer sexual!Sherlock to asexual!Sherlock...)
I find you write crack and sad/gut wrenchingly sad stories equally amazingly well.
And I just love your Sherlock - Mycroft interaction.
A big heartfelt thank you to you for sharing so much amazingness !
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Date: 2012-08-11 02:24 pm (UTC)Thank you!